Last time I checked they had it in the web version

You don't buy a Fairphone because of specs, you do because you care about workers conditions and the environment. Also, FPs support third party OSes that provide updates for years

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whaaat

Look how they massacred my boy

And they say italian is hard

And office clothing in summer

I get it about malicious apps but what about just using mainstream apps and surfing the web with adblockers?

Can someone explain to me under what circumstances would using an old phone be risky (under a common reasonable threat model)?

MS Excel

This, so much this

You won't believe it, I got up and went for a run! Yay!