BigLenin

joined 7 months ago
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

"Our military operations here are meant to settle people here, which in turn will justify our military operations here."

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

At 930pm on a rainy December day?

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This was at 930pm.

In winter.

On a rainy day (albeit light rain, more of a drizzle)

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if they instead turn their phone at me, but it's not actually a phone, but a pocket dimension in their hand, where I am trapped with all their other victims forever, just to be watched by their slouching figure?

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Boobs, most likely

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Buckinghamshire

Yeah sure, that's totally a real place in "England"

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Idk, what if I hadn't been in a car?

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I must See all the Pee Pee.

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (18 children)

Dude I saw something weird like this last night. I was driving down the alley behind my house to my parking pad, and there was this tall skinny kid in a hoodie slouched over, fixated on their phone, walking really slow. They second they saw my headlights they ran down the alley really fast, but once they came to the end of the alley they returned to slouching, looking at their phone, and walking slow, with the mechanical-ness of a video game NPC.

That I kinda wrote off, but then once I was back inside I saw them running back down the alley, the opposite direction, but then they stopped again and slouched and kept looking at their phone at the same pace. They repeated this like four times, just running down the alley, slouch and walk slow looking at their phone, then running back.

I was kinda spooked by it, thought I had encounter a SCP, the Slouching Kid.

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

comrade-doggo "I know where everyone has peed!"

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Hun, weird, usually it shows up automatically

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's possible she did radicalize a bunch of people and they're some of the ones dunking on her.

I think a lot of those people were headed that way anyway, and without contra they would have ended up here regardless. If anything she delayed their evolution.

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