BillMurray

5 spaces after punctuations seems excessive .

He knows what he's doing. It got him free advertising.

That meme needs to be updated, it's $11,000 per hour since the birth of Christ now...

Isn't this just a population density map?

https://xkcd.com/1138/

Or get a Chromecast and smarttube...

Trump's a billionaire?

My wife bought that from a local distillery, she kept telling me "but it's low calories". It was such garbage.

I hate linking to Reddit, but follow this guide for re-vanced on Android:

https://www.reddit.com/r/revancedapp/comments/xlcny9/revanced_manager_guide_for_dummies/

I'm in an open floor plan with cubicles. There is one asshole who has an office, he insists on having loud conversations, with his door open, on mother fucking speakerphone through his tinny laptop speakers. I've resorted to a white noise playlist on Spotify. He's a client, so not cool telling him to fuck off.

Trumpanzees! That's fucking awesome.