[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 16 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit! You found meaning in this dumb comic strip! 😱

Seriously, I just wanted to tell a silly story about a somewhat “slow” lifeguard and an overly proud drowner. 😐

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago

Based on a ~~true~~ story.

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nice. Glad I made someone laugh. 😊

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 8 points 3 weeks ago

Glad you asked. 😏

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

Judging by all the comments, I’m definitely not the only one with this pet peeve. 😅

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

You’re the first to even mention it. ☺️

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Sure, the whole world is on fire right now, but there are also little things to be upset about. ☝😉

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 4 weeks ago

When you cum to realize….. 🫢

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

HA! I was born in the same year France performed its last execution by guillotine. I bet you know when that was. 🫵😎

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Oh of course. How could I have missed that pop culture reference. 🫲😅🫱

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Turns out I needed more water. Thanks. 😅

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Not my best joke, probably done before, but this summer is giving me a headache.

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I don't like cucumber, not even in a salad, and I'll die on that hill.

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