Is that all? Honestly, the cat will be fine, and we've got plenty of socks. How do you feel about being decorated with octopuses?

Yeah, it'll be interesting to see how it compares to Twitter's attempt, Elon Musk seems to have a lot of natural talent at bad decisions.

It's the one in the list that's derogatory towards a specific group (women, in this case)

This is actually great, I've never found a good way to remember Celsius temperatures. I might go closer to Terrasque's scale though, 30 is definitely hot where I am.

A good engineer would appreciate a 50% safety margin

Post anyway, at worst they get down voted, at best people understand better than you guessed

Does he have ten canaries following him around?