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[–] MicroWave@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

That’s about 38 degrees celsius for non-Americans.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think it's 38 degrees celsius for Americans too. But I'm not quite sure, could also be 2 ounces, their system is kind of weird.

[–] june@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It’s just over half the temperature of a cooked chicken for us normal Americans.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

the weirdest part is size 8 men shoe and size 8 women shoe are not the same size

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[–] DangerousDetlef@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Really had to do a double take. Like, what the fuck, the ocean is boiling, it can't be that be that bad, right? Then it clicked that you're using that weird Fahrenheit system.

Yes, sorry, it's weird. Celsius is easy - water freezes at 0 and boils at 100 and there we go..

[–] WrongWay@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

F is easy.. 0 is cold. 100 is HOT..

[–] sudo@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

As an American this is how I interpret Celsius

  • 100 is boiling
  • 50 is you're gonna die from heat exhaustion eventually
  • 40 is hot
  • 30 is a little warm
  • 20 is a little cool
  • 10 is cold
  • 0 is freezing
[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

30 is hot.
20 is nice.
10 is cool.
0 is ice.

40 and 50 can just not, please.

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[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

As a Norwegian:

  • 100 is boiling
  • 40 is we all gonna die
  • 30 is hot
  • 20 is a little warm
  • 10 is a little cool
  • 0 is cold
  • -5 is maybe time for a jacket
  • -10 shit, it's freezingly cold outside!
  • -15 I'll stay indoors if I can
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[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 82 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If only someone had been warning us about this for the past 40 years.

[–] inspired@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only that someone had won the popular vote over 20 years ago leaving the deciding electoral votes to Florida with the narrowest of margins (hundreds of votes, by the certified count) giving it the ability to choose its own fate in a historically close election.

[–] solstice@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The number one alternate timeline I'd like to see is if Gore had become president in 2000. Even more than if the Nazis had won WWII or if Caesar hadn't gone to the senate that day.

(I'd also like to see the world if the spanish armada had taken a different course back in 1588 and avoided that typhoon though..)

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd like to see "what if Columbus died and Europeans left the New World alone a while longer."

[–] kmkz_ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Instead of regular old genocide for the natives, it could have been 𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖊.

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[–] pfannkuchen_gesicht@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago

iirc the first publication about climate change resulting from the industrialization was released in like 1910.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

122°F (50°C) is the required sustained ocean temperature to theoretically form a continent spanning hypercane incase anyones interested.

[–] solstice@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well great, that's a new terrifying word I never heard of before today, one more thing to worry about fuck.

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[–] zombuey@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] LemmyRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wikipedia needs to be updated about the highest recorded temperature of the ocean 😓

[–] zombuey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Done. Scary update.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Hypercanes would have wind speeds of over 800 kilometres per hour (500 mph), potentially gusting to 970 km/h (600 mph)

Nope, nope, nope !

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no, if it isn't the consequences to our own actions!

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

No no no that's where you're wrong. This is simply God's will. Carry on.

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago

There is a scene in the book Ministry of the Future where there is a wet bulb event in India and tons of people flocked to the water to cool down. The water was also like 100°F so the waterways ended up being filled with dead bodies that does from being too hot.

Looks like we may not be very far from that...

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not everyone in Florida deserves this, but a lot of them do.

[–] DrDominate@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Oceans definitely don't though.

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[–] irkli@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

JUST TURN THE A/C TO 70F. OIL'S CHEAP.

/S

The sad thing is this is essentially the proposed solution.

[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As the arctic ice continues to accelerate it's thaw, water levels will rise a foot in the next 30years. This is going to continue as temperatures rise. Better move to higher ground Florida. Your state will look like Atlantis in the next 100-200years.

[–] solstice@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No see, governor rick scott (Republican) banned his administration from using the term climate change, just like governor desantis (also Republican, surprise surprise) banned covid. So Florida is safe from both of those without any action required. Freedom!

/s because Poe's Law

[–] lasagna@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It will be continuously wrecked by heat and storms in the mean time. 100 years is now beyond being only a highly optmistic timeline for these places.

It's like that meme about a high voltage station. It will not only die but suffer a lot while dying.

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[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking hell, are there any animals left in that water?

[–] Robbsen1@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 year ago

Just because they are dead does not mean the left the water

[–] Mookulator@wirebase.org 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone have historical data at that location? Just how crazy is this?

[–] TWG@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://seatemperature.info/florida-water-temperature.html

So average temp in July is around 85° for the most popular destinations at least. Definitely seems like a hefty increase from the average.

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[–] iggames@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Looks like NOAA has historical data here: https://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/historical_data.shtml. The buoy from the screenshot in the article only has a few years worth, here’s 2019: https://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/download_data.php?filename=jkyf1h2019.txt.gz&dir=data/historical/stdmet/

[–] frozenicecube@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I wonder what impact this will have on hurricane season of those water temps continue...

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Higher temperature is equal to more energy in the atmosphere, the result is worse hurricanes.

[–] june@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We should start dumping ice in the ocean. That’ll help.

[–] lamprivate@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

ONCE AND FOR ALL

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[–] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

…oh. Oh, that’s gonna make hurricane season bad.

[–] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

To really get the answer there you need surface temperature and temperature 100ft deep.

The surface can be hot but if it's cool deeper then then the storm churns it up and the cold water calms it down.

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[–] Cromulons@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Welcome to Salmonella Beach!

[–] god_is_love@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Relavant username OP

[–] 10DollarBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Florida bans hot ocean water.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"World's largest hot tub!"

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[–] Duder167@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That hurricane is going to hit Miami, exit Tampa and then go visit Tallahassee.

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