it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

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[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.

maybe, if we're lucky, we'll have satellites hovering around each one of us. just like insects. never giving us a moments peace while screaming advertisements into our faces and coercing us into some labor against our will. the great thing is they will never stop.

The SciFi channel show "Resident Alien" is supposed to take place in Colorado. It is clearly shot in Canada.

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

they spelled "Hello World!" wrong

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 months ago

colorblind people are like, "yeah, totally."

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

something something Ai powered something

Already here. It's called repossession.

I prefer Potato Platinum XL

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works to c/cat@lemmy.world

Nope! Just decided to be a disappearing asshole for 36 hours and come back like nothing happened.

edit: thanks to all for the different perspectives. he is fixed, has all of his shots, and has his own temperature contolled kitty condo (aka the laundry room) that we put him into every night. we have a pretty good network of neighbors and pieced together his activities via security cameras. he's a mouser for sure and that is his job until he decides to retire.

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dogs like sticks too

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works to c/alternativenation@lemmy.world
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VICTORY RULE (sh.itjust.works)

ThanK human persons in Victory! NOW ARE CAZROGIANS NO MORE PERSONS.
CAZROGIANS OR NULL. COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY

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