Not really a mnemonic in German, but I once learned how to remember of the moon was in first or third quarter by comparing the form of the crescent with the Vereinfachte Ausgangsschrift cursive letters "a" (abnehmender Mond, first quarter crescent) and "z" (zinehmender Mond, third quarter crescent). The same applies to screws watching from the top, cursive "a" is for "auf" (open) and "z" for zu (close). By reading the comments, this is somewhat the closest you get to your mnemonic.

I forgot to mention I do not catch everything, preferably I avoid catching knives. And iron pans. Hammers also not. For some reason, my brain did a pretty solid job not to catch such items.

I regularly catch stuff that accidentally drops nearby me with my hands or I manganese to soften the hit in the ground by changing it's trajectory with my feet.

That comes in handy as i am clumsy as hell.

What the actual duck?!

Das wäre eine Minderheitsregierung Hardcore Mode.

I stopped a time ago. Interestingly, the thing I miss most is maps. That sheer amount of user data paves the path for a fine traffic estimation.

Ok so for me it's the 2012 maps logo, the 2013 gmail and the 2015 calendar logo.

Want another one? Sure.

Yo, facial recognition is utter bullshit at times. This "person" has been recognized by my NAS. Still cannot figure out, which of my relatives this hit resembles most...

...covfefe?

They do decent guitars as well

Sometimes I wonder why concepts with multiple passes occur so rarely in football, but when I see how players execute them, I know.