The democrats are literally fine, they're not my ideal party but I'd place them on the good side of the line

Onion timeline onion timeline

Hehe

Sand

Honey. Licking makes me want to remove my ears

That's not what it sounds like to me

Mommmm just one more assassination pleeeease then I'll go to bed for real

Yes, but you see, they don't stink

I mean, he who smelt it dealt it! runs away laughing

What I do? I'm not a politician lol I don't get to play the game. And no, you didn't say you didn't approve, you said it was pointless. Entirely different.

Your opinion doesn't really matter when the game is materially useful in reality.

Literally how do you even get access to a syringe of covid-19

Edit: Oh, "infecting"...