FenderStratocaster

joined 1 week ago
 

I signed up for an American Express preferred Blue card and got approved for a limit of $25,000. I have a 830 credit score. I realized that the places I shop don't accept that card and you have to pay for it yearly so I canceled it.

Then I decided I was going to get a Costco Visa. Once I signed up the credit limit was only $5,000. So I canceled that one. So I stupidly signed up for a Wells Fargo Visa and that was $4,000.

Don't leave yet and please don't make fun of me but I'm not done being stupid. I decided I wanted a different American Express card and when I signed up for it the credit limit was $2,000 so I canceled that one.

Again I know I'm fucking stupid but how bad did I just fuck up my credit?

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Gimme one of these bad boys and utility razor.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I just don't get it. He could have used the Defense Production Act to lower prices of eggs and he would have been a HERO to the working class idiots that voted for him. He would have ensured that no Democrat ever wins another election. Instead he was like, "Y'all are about to be poor for awhile while I do the dumbest shit you've ever seen. Watch this shit. Fuck your egg prices, I'm going to pretend to steal Canada, Greenland, and Panama City Beach or some shit."

No, he had Yeezy's. This wasn't 1964.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can't walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's no pot of gold at the end of the potato rainbow. I've been down that road.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

His arm says "Nazi", but his actions? His actions say "Super Nazi".

What reference? I'm an addict.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What a bunch of squares. Order me the $500 Hot'n'Oxy.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

But they sell disposable items, likely for profit. They can't have a system to dispose of trash in a responsible manner?