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Man is condemned to be free in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He's pissing on them lol

Have you ever fallen in love in a dream? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

You saw that lamp, didn't you?

rizztastic in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 98 points 2 weeks ago

"Always be bussin', never be sussin' I'm gonna remember that line

Is the cum (fluid) seen in porn real or fake? in c/asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
:3 mindset in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Here's mine:

The millennial experience in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Welp, time to go off-road.

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Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by FmbyMF@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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How do blind people know that they've sufficiently wiped? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

They insert a finger to see if there's any more mush.

Ummm... What? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.

Ummm... What? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I don't have any friend unfortunately ;(

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Ummm... What? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by FmbyMF@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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I just got this message. No context, probs spam.

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What was your most intrusive thought? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by FmbyMF@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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Mine was having the sudden urge to hurl a random toddler who was teetering over the edge of a waterfall.

What will happen to all the USA TikTok creators once the ban on TikTok takes effect? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Probably become nordVPN subscribers.

1 like = 1 money in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

No pls :,( I'm just a bit hungy.

1 like = 1 money in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world -4 points 2 months ago

I will eat a toddler for every like I get.

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Easiest way to tell the difference between bot and person (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by FmbyMF@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Birb (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by FmbyMF@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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