Oh no. I wasn't joking.

Masculinity is in crisis.

Normally fascists don't milkshake themselves.

With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.

He looks dehydrated because he's dehydrated in those scenes.

If someone had shot Reagan and then gone on to be a jerk I'd dislike him for being a jerk.

Working efficiently and not wasting your life in transit is woke though. You wouldn't want to be woke.

Folks say they belong in houses and we shouldn't put them outside.

I smelled like teen spirit.

Employees who breach the three-day policy will be asked to explain why.

Because I can get other jobs in this field where I don't have to waste hours of my life on the tube just to give managers a sense of purpose.