Im14abeer

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[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So you're telling me it doesn't cost twice as much to make and ship charcoal. It doesn't cost three times as much to grow a head of lettuce? Those sneaky snooks who make house paint have some 'splaining to do too.

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You know, I almost looked first before making my throwaway comment. I thought to myself no way this isn't a fool of a white boy. It's not only a woman, it's a black woman. I did not see that coming. I solemnly swear to be better in the future, because the world is unpredictable.

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social -4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This man has an incurable case of malignant stupidity. The dealership where Malcolm X bought his first car was next on his arson targets list.

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

"Did your clients purchase shares with the express intent to create standing in a case such as this?"

"Of course not your honor"

"Did your clients do due diligence on their investment before purchasing their shares?"

"Yes your honor."

"And during this due diligence, did they in fact find that the main component of the company's business is the manufacture of firearms and had been so since 1852?"

"Yes your honor."

"Have the sisters ever heard of Dirty Harry?"

"Your honor?"

Summary judgement for dismissal in 3...2...

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which is absurd when the right is to be silent.

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

Funny you picked Yugoslavia where there was definitely an out and out genocide.

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 8 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a good place to house the immigrants Florida and Texas are sending to NYC.

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago

Bring it. By the way, what was this POS doing working on the Sabbath? Straight to hell with this heathen.

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yep, that's the one. Absolute hilarity! Let's not pretend there hasn't been plenty of dictator humor from the left also though. Unfortunately, supporting "leftist" ideals does not preclude your being a brutal "comedian".

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Ahh ha ha ha, ahh ha ha ha! Dictatorships are soooo freaking funny guys. Remember when the US backed Pinochet's military junta in Chile? God that was hilarious. Super funny when they started disappearing people. And the torture, good times, good times.

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

The party of small government and personal responsibility ladies and gentlemen.

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