[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Elephants are also tired of those pesky tourists.

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago

Isn't there like a story about Chewbacca being from a planet where all his folks wear cloths?

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Do you know that political systems are a spectrum and hard socialism or communism are not eh only alternatives to rampant capitalism? Have you heard of Scandinavian countries like Sweden or Norway? If not, I strongly recommend reading about their political systems.

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 21 points 3 months ago

Laughs in Nestle.

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago

Sometimes they do, sometimes (most times probably) they don't. However they don't work 100% of the time if attempts are never made.

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

That happened

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

Cause it only wants a hug.

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago

That's because they had to put the Elon's Twitter sign. Which is why I am not big fan of this kind of old school satire. It's a little on the nose Everything has to have signs, subtitles and arrows so even the dumbest people can understand them. While I understand the need for that, it makes the jokes fall flat for me.

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Happy birthday mein Freund! 🫂

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shots been fired.

Btw, if this is an original comment this has to be one of the funnier if not the funniest comment I saw in Lemmy so far. Well done sir/lady!

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Brilliant stuff. The only thing I don't like are the QR codes.

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