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Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 months ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 2 months ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 2 months ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
What made you happy last week? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 2 months ago

Actually just put your case file away, that's crazy. Glad to see you're doing well my child.

What made you happy last week? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 7 points 2 months ago

Got my new head phones from Amazon after waiting for an entire month for them to deliver.

Religion is sick in c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
Ask Jesus in c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.

Ask Jesus in c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 2 months ago

I have your case file saved in my favorites.

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!askjesus@hilariouschaos.com

Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

@Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com

MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

Do not tell Satan.

Jesus_Christ

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