MacDangus

You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man

Literally no one is complaining about this

I paid for the unlimited soup and salad at the Olive Garden, I should be able to piss in their fountain!

To be fair, being brutally murdered is a kink of mine ;)

This is what you are supposed to do

I thought it was the same everywhere more or less as well.

I’m in total agreement just to be clear

The monster fuck

They’re saying that only people from the United States believe that outdoor cats are a net negative.

Sorry you had to find out this way

That’s why I keep all the pictures of family and friends I’ve collected from other peoples houses in a secret room attached to my bedroom.