Reads better than "Tommy needy drinky" anyway.

I'm white too.

If you've been told once and your job hangs in the balance, then perhaps that's a sign of needlessly strict management, but if I just got a stern "please don't swear in front of the public" I'd just stop swearing.

Winter time, not wintertime.

They might've got the tattoo before South Sudan split from Sudan.

Same the other way around.

I thought Manchester United.

I don't think you could get the speakers of all the European languages to agree on which one is normal.

You can see on the map they've got public taps: https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=18/37.620996/14.742858

One of the archaeological sites is labelled "Roman Cistern" too and you can see a lot of streams.

I'd grin and bear it to be honest. Perhaps try and look at it like time you won't be spending money on utilities to warm your house and stuff like that. For perspective, though, I prefer going out to work rather than working from home, and my commute takes just over an hour each way four days a week.

Haha.

You should clarify that you have to use a particular kind of bleach heavily diluted, and that it's only common practice in the Americas.