MantisToboggon

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South Florida man drives SUV into Tesla protesters, cops say in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Jokes on them the door handle broke weeks ago. No getting inside this with the windows up.

[Hypothetical] Every day, you forsee the death a random person located far away from you, and their death will happen in exactly 24 hours, how would you try and save them? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 2 points 3 weeks ago

Probably get high and rub one out.

Man drives car into protesters outside a Tesla dealership, nobody hurt, sheriff says in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It wasn't his fault the car was in full self driving mode. Totally normal operation!

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 4 weeks ago

Can I hang out with her?

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 2 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

All you a girl with sweet boobage?!

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 11 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

Maybe smoke a joint.

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 13 points 4 weeks ago (17 children)

Did you try jerking off?