I have counted the toes so many times to confirm 5 on each, I don’t know why it looks like more

Someone skipped college years entirely it seems. Or just general adulthood in my case

Save your stipulations for a more stipulative matter, I can verify it happens

I scrolled this far only to realize no one said “hawk tuah”

I so want nothing to do with this election, I feel so defeated and disgusted by all of it BUT I keep reminding myself that if I don’t vote then I essentially voted for whoever ends up winning. And that could easily be Trump. And in my view he’s not just an awful candidate, he’s an existential threat eat to democracy. So I will vote. But damn, literally almost anyone else could beat Trump, why this is our choice is so insane.

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!!

Wait till I tell you about the $1000s I spend on skin care…yep I said it

Did you know there is poop knife merch?? I now have a poop knife shirt from Amazon

I love this idea! I have videos of my grandparents where my dad interviews them about their lives. And then one of my dad when we interviewed him about his life after he was diagnosed with cancer. Can’t really bear to watch that one but some day I should save them online somewhere. I like the idea of them being part of an archive and part of searchable history fo future generations

Maybe it’s not crunchy enough

Every time our dryer is done my husband or I exclaim “I won!!”, it sounds like we just won a big prize. The microwave fucking SCREAMS at me, I don’t know what his deal is

Hawk two I don’t know why but the girl describing spitting is becoming the newest meme

ETA: here ya go