It's a robot reading a book of arcane knowledge you degenerate

I have no idea what this means

Can it run Crysis?

Which instance? I can see the b word in the original comment but yours literally says "removed" like, "taken away".

Yes if you go to 20 years ago

Where can I get ranch flavored cig filters?

If you just do the side quests before progressing the main quests you should have no problem progressing in any borderlands game. You should never have to go farm unremarkable areas that don't have side quests.

You could significantly increase productivity by sticking the straw through the hot dog first and then slicing.

Poke poke poke

It's media-friendly astrology

What an obscure piece of knowledge you hold. I want one.

White Wine in the Sun is a beautifully, refreshingly different Christmas song.

Not Perfect is another awesome non-funny song.

Rock & Roll Nerd is borderline humor but another absolutely amazing song thar doesn't stress the comedy.