I'm a white dude with no tattoos, but I have this argument all the time with my family. "You can add hot sauce and salt afterward for yourself!" That's not how this works Susan. That's not how any of this works. All of cooking is chemistry and physics! And get over it! If in cooking I'm using salt and guajillio peppers!

Source: Gay and cook food.

I love that I read it in her voice.

They should make sanders or Cortez the head of the DNC and be done with it.

(I know that's not how it works, but still.)

Show 'em your butthole!

You don't think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

8° and a new North American inland sea.

We are all gonna drown.

Or start stapling posters places.

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That's where it'll go.

My district voted 86% for Trump to 14% for Harris.

I have no neighbors. Just people who will report me to the secret police in the future.

An easy option for leaving the situation to be suffered by people that aren't oneself.

When the fascists come for me, a gun will look like a good alternative to a death camp.

It was already fascist before. Now it just wears it on its sleeve.

I still haven't slept. Too depressed and filled with anxiety to calm myself.