And his running mate will be Last Remaining Ice Cube.
"As president, I will nationalize the moon and distribute lunar real estate to every American citizen. We are entering a new space age, and it's time to secure the future of our nation by claiming the moon as a federal asset. Every citizen will receive twenty-eight acres of moon land, complete with rights to mine precious lunar resources like helium-3, which will power the next generation of clean energy. By 2050, I will establish a permanent lunar colony, complete with affordable housing, universal healthcare, and high-speed internet. You can start planning your retirement on the moon today!"
Courage actually had courage. Doing what you need to do to save/help the people you love, even tho you are so fucking terrified your skeleton screams separately from your flesh.
And remember, he (Gallagher 2) had an agreement with Gallagher to do old Gallagher material he didn't use anymore in his Gallagher 2 performances. And they did it to fuck over carrot top too.
Went full maga. Mostly after he won his court case against his brother, Gallagher II. While he won, his whole family essentially stopped talking to him, his comedy failed to keep up with the times while he kept doubling down on things people no longer found funny. Then he walked out of that Marc Maron podcast like a pissbaby.
Probably?
Some known Melmacian cat dishes include chili cat, "El Gato" stew, feline and fries, calico claws, cat tails, whisker omelet, breast of cat, cats Benedict, filet of cat, stir-fried cat, feline mignon, and cat fudge sundae.
The Tanner family owned two cats over the course of the show. The first cat was named Lucky. The idea behind eating Lucky was a running gag for ALF, but he later realizes that when the Tanners demand ALF not do anything to their cat, he values their trust in him more than a meal. When Lucky passed away due to natural cause while sleeping, ALF first thought he could claim the corpse, but that was thwarted by Willie, who demand ALF not do anything untoward to Lucky's ear[th]ly remains. ALF then considered the idea of accepting free cats advertised in the newspaper classifieds so he could eat them. ALF's long-awaited meal was interrupted by the Tanners coming home from church, who demand ALF not eat any cats at all in their home. Willie Knows That ALF Eats Cats , but they keep the last one and Brian names him Lucky II.
Indeed. Only death will cure what ails our society. /s
Malaria has killed a quarter of all humans who ever lived.
Can we impeach of postmaster general?
This is the closest I could find, but still seems a little sane-washed.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/what-to-watch-in-the-abc-harris-trump-debate
But most of the latenight and podcast people were talking about it today/tonight. I'm sure there's a better article. But I can't find a good one since the search terms include Donald Trump and debate and time, so it's just so desperately trying to inform me what time the debate is.
I wanted to be like the kid from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide and have a mouse wired up to it. Lol.
Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.