Pirtatogna

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when people say the secret ingredient is love, i have to assume that that love takes the form of flatulence. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Probably semen, though.

High heels footwear should not exist. in c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

To be honest, I love the sound they make. Also: I work in a library.

It's painful to not be able to see everything at once. in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I have a nice widescreen monitor standing unused at my desk and I work sitting cross legged in my armchair with a laptop on my lap.

Terraforming in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And ruin both of them.

13 June 2024 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Shouldn't the earth be flat? Must be a mistake in his calculations.

Chip Enjoyers - What's your favourite brand/type of chip? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
Chip Enjoyers - What's your favourite brand/type of chip? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

6502

People that lived in walk up apartments *with no elevator*, did you like it? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Being 80 wouldn't explain it. My 80+ aunt with severe arthritis (as in having had multiple surgeries on her feet and hands) managed two stairs up and down several times a day with no complaints. She considered it good excercise and saw it as one thing that keept her on her feet.

People that lived in walk up apartments *with no elevator*, did you like it? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Exactly how much groceries do people have? I currently live two stairs up from the ground floor as I have lived for more than 15 years. It has honestly never even crossed my mind that carrying up groceries could ever be a problem.

This porcelain throne in c/atbge@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well, in the Netherlands they also have toilet paper with pictures of puppies on it. So once you're done sharting on a cockatoo, you can wipe your ass on puppies.

Wirth's law in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the eighties we dealt with a few kilobytes, only dreaming about megabytes...

FBI obtains Kolektiva.social database while executing warrant on administrator in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I doubt that this would comply with European privacy legislation.

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