I mean, even if he was 40 he wouldn't understand your life. He belongs to a more rarified political class than we plebs.

Eh, global thermonuclear warfare might do in a pinch.

It may work for you now, but what if you need a bottleopener? All's I'm saying is that we have the technology.

Aren't those called indie establishments?

Now i'm ace.

Thanks Oba- er boys.

Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!

And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.

Uncle Fester!

Kids are all jacked- very few can throw plates of any consequence that high in the air.

That may work to a point, people who get off on their noisy shits are more than willing to put in the work themselves.

As an individual who walks to most of my destinations, I am a shutin, and by these metrics, a literal monster.

Maybe I'm missing something, but I can't seem to find evidence of OP's trepidation of the Left.