100% their bike is a fixie and they lock it in front of their office building, it's the only bike on that bike rack, because they like to show how cool they think they are.

Stop it. Now. This is not tolerated in this thread and if I see you post another one like this, I will report you. People don't give a Debian what you think is funny. I Mint it. serious frowny face serious red arrow pointing at serious frowny face /jk

Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right.

Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So...which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

Explain. I am on medication for mental health reasons and have stopped drinking.

As an American who is tired of this...works for me. Feel free to boycott anything US made in exchange for peace. We'll be fine over here. We'll complain and have a tantrum like children but it's what we do.

That was incredibly immature. sigh. I upvoted.

🤨 ...How much money?

My boss 1000% would encourage us to make friends with an AI, robot, remote call center using prescripted binders but different agents every call, whatever...as if they were physical coworkers who are nervous and excited about their first day of work. Not hyperbole. He is naked in his glee at valuing sales and performance over employees.

Take my uptoot because I respect this deep dive.

Same. I've listened to so many I have a playlist pared down to just Japanese trains and specific crossings I found on YT. okok, Imma nerd. But still.

Almost bought tickets to see CG. Then I heard Glover was also showing and I was confused. Why is a comedian opening for one of the most provocative rappers today? I'll wait til streaming so I can fast forward an hour til the real show.