[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Hard and dangerous work that could land you in prison and take away any job prospects that you’ll ever have

[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Can you please explain why ?

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Please explain why or why not

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Please explain why or why not

[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Back in the USSR

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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there existed a peculiar religious group known as the Hexbearians. These devout followers worshipped their beloved bear god, Hex, with unwavering devotion and a healthy dose of humor. This is the parody story of how the Hexbearians came to be and their unique rituals and beliefs.

Chapter 1: The Divine Encounter In a small village nestled amidst towering mountains and lush forests, a young shepherd named Bertram stumbled upon a peculiar sight. As he was tending to his flock, he spotted a bear with a hexagonal birthmark on its forehead. Convinced that this was a sign from the divine, Bertram fell to his knees and proclaimed, "Behold, the almighty Hex has chosen me!"

Chapter 2: The Revelation Word of Bertram's encounter spread like wildfire, and soon the village was abuzz with excitement. The villagers, known for their quirky sense of humor, couldn't resist the opportunity for a good laugh. They decided to embrace the bear as their new deity, forming the religious group known as the Hexbearians.

Chapter 3: The Bear Necessities The Hexbearians believed that Hex, their bear god, possessed immense wisdom and a mischievous sense of humor. They worshipped Hex by engaging in a series of comical rituals and traditions. These included wearing bear costumes during religious ceremonies, performing bear dances, and reciting bear-themed jokes and puns.

Chapter 4: The Holy Hibernation One of the most sacred practices of the Hexbearians was the annual Holy Hibernation. During this time, the entire village would gather in a grand hall, adorned with bear-themed decorations, and indulge in a feast fit for a bear. They would then proceed to take a collective nap, emulating the hibernation of their beloved bear god.

Chapter 5: The Bear Commandments The Hexbearians had a unique set of commandments that guided their daily lives. These commandments included "Thou shalt always bear a smile," "Thou shalt bear hugs freely," and "Thou shalt bear witness to the absurdity of life." These lighthearted rules served as a reminder to find joy and laughter in every aspect of their existence.

Chapter 6: The Legacy of Hexbear As the years went by, the Hexbearians continued to thrive, spreading their unique brand of humor and bear worship to neighboring villages. Their infectious laughter and bear-themed festivities brought joy and unity to all who encountered them. The legacy of Hexbear lived on, reminding people to embrace the absurdity of life and find solace in laughter.

[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

You can just turn off notifactions

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I knew all Hexbear and Lemmygrad accounts belonged only to one person having a conversation with themselves!

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[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

You can work while listening to deep topics? How are you able to concentrate on either task?

[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Please explain why you think so

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[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

So do you hate China?

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[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Labor aristocracy counts as proletariat and they have enough money to invest.

[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Wait, did he seriously do it? What did he say about it?

[-] SankaranSpy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Wait, did he really?

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