They're much less irritating to your skin. Disposable razor commercials sold the world on the idea that more blades=closer and smoother shave; when in reality they can really tear up your face and leave razor bumps and ingrown hairs.

Wait till we tell you about our crescent rolls.

He's a Wizard, Harry.

Out of curiosity, what is the dirt-cheap meal of choice in the UK if it's not Ramen?

It's like an Imperial Star Destroyer, but with grossly unregulated capitalism.

I would be sad, but I'd understand; and I would be grateful to all of the admins that made Beehaw possible on Lemmy; and hope Ai saw you all somewhere else out there on the web.

It's weird how far it spreads man, back when I was still on Reddit I was banned from r/LateStageCapitalism for taking the audacious position that a nation that actively suppresses information, operates internment camps, and engages in totalitarian and dystopic surveillance of its populace is not an ideal model of government.

Can you say MOTA?

Origin story? I.... It's a fucking mascot, like the most tone-deaf generic mascot imaginable conceived of by a company that could not possibly give half a damn about humanity; and that's what made Vault-Boy perfect. There is no additional cont xt necessary.

Anyways, that's enough about your Mother-in-law.

Under any other circumstance, an excellent set up to a Paris joke; but they're right.

A fuckwad even.