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One More Lane (midwest.social)

submitted 10 months ago by mossy_capivara@midwest.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 191 points 10 months ago

It being 90% parking lot is the cherry on top

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 123 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The closest america will ever get to having working public transport.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

NGL, I'd ride this thing to work every day.

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[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 105 points 10 months ago (5 children)

This is what the average American drives for their two hour commute.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago

Don't worry, next year's model will be twice the size, half the efficiency, and only 3x more expensive than last year's!

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of American pride. Canyonero! Canyonero!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

Needs more child killing devices

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Not pictured: the aircraft that can transport this to any conflict zone in the world on short notice, to demonstrate dominance.

[–] dexa_scantron@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

l o g i s t i c s

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

What did canada do to deserve that?

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

You just have to zoom out to see this is all on an aircraft carrier.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 63 points 10 months ago (4 children)

My American mind can't even comprehend it. It's like a fuckin' cruise ship, but on a truck.

[–] turboshadowcool@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 10 months ago

Sounds a lot like you're comprehending it already

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

And there's a full sized passenger airplane just hanging off the side

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cruise truck!

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[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

May I ask where this is from?

[–] gever4ever@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Season 3 of Phineas and Ferb. The episode is Road Trip.

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[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 23 points 10 months ago

Howl's Moving RV

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[–] Linuto@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

The flags are pointing the wrong way. I'm having a hard time comprehending this, must be European.

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s AI gen

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[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

I've you've ever driven in 50 knot winds it makes sense

[–] sapient_cogbag@infosec.pub 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I really want to know the AI prompt used to make this :p

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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Buccees is a choice inclusion. At least everybody has clean bathrooms.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What good reason is there for a gas station on a highway cruise liner, though?

[–] Evia@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For roadtrip snacks, duh

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[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 10 months ago

This would crack open any asphalt instantly.

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just put it on a train instead and they'll be fine with it

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] sapient_cogbag@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That train looks seriously awesome :p

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure it's from Snowpiercer.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago

This is a perfect illustration of how a dystopia can still be fucking rad

[–] mp04610@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

It's a Texas thing. You wouldn't understand.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

My mind doesn't need to comprehend it when I am this rock hard.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The airplane is the chef's kiss, haha.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Am European, can confirm. Well, my mind CAN comprehend this monstrosity, but it REALLY doesn't want to, so I'm not gonna force it 🤷

[–] Satiric_Weasel@beehaw.org 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's like an Imperial Star Destroyer, but with grossly unregulated capitalism.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 10 months ago

That is the BP Verizon Super Star Destroyer.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

I like the airport tower.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

I'm struggling to comprehend it

[–] RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

What is this, a car carrier for ants?

[–] Haagel@lemmings.world 14 points 10 months ago

Don't give them any ideas

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I still too socialist. better make the cars have to drive around in pointless circles

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Not pictured is the NASCAR track on the fifth level.

Pointless circles, solved!

[–] BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social 14 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Obviously fake. There aren't any fast food restaurants.

[–] uilhao@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

there is a whataburger at the top, its legit hehe

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Every day we get closer to Mortal Engines

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Europeans: We designed this to be deployed during disasters and states of emergencies to keep capitalism going

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Is the Phineas and Ferb's no-stop truck stop?

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