SelfProgrammed

joined 7 months ago
[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I make what a senator makes but I have nowhere near the net worth because I can't insider trade.

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

And Amoxtli@thelemmy.club too while we're at it

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

Credit to @psychosuzanne

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago

Some toilet paper is shitty before it ever touches an ass. I waste as much as I can.

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

And French Fries are now Freedom Fries /s

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 182 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's almost like they operate purely on emotion, rather than facts or reality.

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago

Wow, didn't expect to see NerdCubed name dropped on Wikipedia (and as an author too no less!)

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 9 points 6 months ago

Can we make it a CEOs asshole so it's a win-win situation?

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 90 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Menus use a virtual mouse cursor even though you're playing with a controller.

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Remember, this would probably include flu/COVID vaccines at CVS just as much as restless leg syndrome pills. Just because the words "ban drug ads" sound like a good thing doesn't mean the implementation is acceptable. Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

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