SlurpDaddySlushy

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[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

House. The original intro with Tear Drop is a banger.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's pretty fun though. My friends and I still play and when we're in a group it makes an uproar. There's always someone who says, "WTF I had like a several year streak you dick!"

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I wasn't expecting a joke this good. Thank you for that.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you're not thinking about the game, you're winning. The second you think about the game, you've lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't Apple TV a thing though? It's been a thing for a long time.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Everyone knows you have to flip it twice to get it into superposition.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the software battery.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I actually did date the same girl Jr & Sr year that went to a different school. Had pics with her and everything. Still nobody believed me.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

Execs: mental break down isn't sexy, let's say he has a drug problem so people can rally for him.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

This. Also gun control isn't banning guns. Regulation makes getting a gun significantly more expensive and harder to do.

Also every time I hear someone use the "they'll just smuggle them in" argument I want to know their stance on drug prohibition.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I love that this comes after the special where he said a trans friend defended him saying he doesn't punch down. I guess milking someone's suicide wasn't as successful as he planned so he changed course.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Well if a script uses any military equipment the Pentagon has to sign off on it. Make the military look bad and they're gonna deny your request.

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