Soku

Cocks are gorgeous to look at in many cases and have a lot of personality

Fuzzy

Spaghetti sandwiches (Wikipedia link)

For dogs one spot is the chest between the front legs as well, they really can't reach it themselves. It's quite amusing how they just lean on your scratching hand, eyes rolling back

Not to worry, I'm convinced you're a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.

There's also an audio file for gekkering but that's the pronunciation for the word, not the actual example...

Sisu and Luhka look like laikas but I don't know enough about dog breeds

But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters...

I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

Apparently you can even make meringue with it. Haven't tried that but I often make mayonnaise with aquafaba.

Tell that to cycling phone snatchers in London

No need to apologise, we all have brain farts sometimes. And akshully, duchess potatoes are baked and so are your balls, so there's a crossover after all. It's all looking great!