That I'm old.

Yeah, that was the correct answer

You misspelled C++

So, I had to Google "fit check"

None of what you said means anything to me.

I honestly couldn't comprehend them.

What the fuck else have I missed today?

A person that shoves stickers up their ass.

Finally, a use for Magic cards

Actually, one place I know uses them as coasters, and another has a tabletop made out of them covered in resin, so I guess this is the third useful thing

Oh, I get it now. You're one of Beaver's alts.

Yeah, and that requires practice.

Your family? The violent bigots aren't threatening you, a fellow bigot.