Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples
Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban
If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.
Feel like your chances of seeing one of the dozens of people who hold like half the wealth in the world is pretty slim on the street.
I wish. Cortado at 4 and I still fall asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner sometimes.
Especially once the clocks change. Swear there's like a month where I'm falling asleep at 6pm and waking up fucking ready to go at 2 am.
They're easy to spot if you have them.
They'll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.
These are just two tickets to see Jersey Boys?
I don't need to look up the closest firing range because it was recently all over the news when one of the members went up on a roof and tried to shoot this guy who was running for President.
Not the most recent would be shooter, the one before that.
Hell of a fall for the leaves, though.
skill issue
get better at wasps
Just hit them with Indy
Alternative title
Russians trying to keep North Korean unit size at or below standard magazine size.
Fuck citibank
I'm a dude, I've definitely been told to smile before in public by total strangers.
What does this mean. Internet tell me what to feel.