TaintPuncher

joined 1 year ago
[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

This is me and my fingers after scratching my balls 👌

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Mate, same! Town I used to live, I couldn’t walk from one end of town to the other without picking up a a dozen acquaintances on the way. Made it really difficult to spend quality time with my closest friends.

So, when we got older, me and my entire inner circle all got houses in a different town where nobody knew us! It’s blissful not having to stop to talk to people every 30 seconds.

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I always loved the classic, side-on Mario games and thought the new features of this looked fun, but the best feature was the fact Nabbit and Yoshi don’t take damage. My 4 year old is autistic and wants to play video games with me but struggles. This allowed us to get through the levels together and he was so happy ^_^ btw, they still die from falling, it still took a LOT of lives, haha.

I don’t know how many others bought it to play with their younger kids but it worked for me!

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

We gotta dream big there amigo, stay strong!

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been exhausted and later discovered I put the milk by the coffee machine and the coffee in the fridge. Same premise, slightly less terrible outcome.

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I recommend the app “Just Watch”. Pump in whatever you wanna watch and it’ll tell you what services it’s available to stream on. If none, hoist the flag, amigo!

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 51 points 9 months ago

To save some people a click, growth hormone apparently used to be extracted from the brains of human cadavers in the UK and some children treated with this later developed Alzheimer’s, some of them as early as their 30’s.

Worth reading the whole article, very interesting!

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I’m not normally a fan of this style of art and such but, hot damn, these are absolutely incredible.

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

I consider my body to be a meat puppet. Maybe I’m one of those lil MIB dudes https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/c8297229-7854-48bc-a6e4-92cf92190396.jpeg

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Holy shit, the title doesn’t do this justice, the poem is amazing. poem screenshot

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

The top photo is of Sarah Limburger, a serial killer who would go to parties and target blind drunk men, lure them away from the party, kill them and cut their dicks off and keep them as trophies. She would then show the dicks to people later on, which indicated a crime had been committed.

That, OR, it’s kinda illegal to just show non-consenting people your dick at parties.

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