TerrificTadpole

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A cool guide to different types of forks in c/coolguides@lemmy.ca
[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. "Want a fish pie?" they kept asking. "Want a fish pie?"

God, I'm so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

I would be so hyped to run into these two in a dungeon.

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago (4 children)

... wait a second that's fucking mercury.

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this system is flawed but I don't know enough about mushrooms to refute it

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There's always picking up a game at the local tavern!

(This plan has a 64.8% chance not to end poorly)

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You joke that there's no potatoes one time, and your players will never forget. in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

People want to feel like they're in a historic setting, but they also want dragons and potatoes. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Potatoes come from the Elemental Plane of Earth.

The mighty DM has spoken!

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (8 children)

At one point when people on Twitter were arguing about the historical accuracy of LGBT+ groups in a DnD setting, I made the argument that anyone who includes potatoes in their setting doesn't care about historical accuracy anyway. This led to a discussion about what would be missing from a medieval setting and the conclusion that a "historically accurate" DnD setting would have gay people, but not potatoes. This became a running joke.

Fast forward a few months, and during a fair there's a vendor selling "sausages in a bun, topped with mustard sauce or sauerkraut." The players caught on to them being hotdogs, and it sparked another discussion about what foods were available in a "historically accurate" setting.

(Which, all those ingredients would have been available to the setting, even of they weren't eaten in that configuration.)

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I see that hair curl! A lot of time and care went into that. Very nice!

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

RaW vs RaI: Heresy Edition

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I asked ChatGPT to make me a commander deck. The results are not surprising. (lemmy.world)
 

I primed Chat by asking it to make me a deck built around Lyzolda, the Blood Witch with a focus on token generation and sacrificing creatures.

"Certainly! Here's a basic decklist for a Lyzolda, the Blood Witch commander deck that focuses on generating tokens and sacrificing them for various effects:

Commander:

  • Lyzolda, the Blood Witch

Creatures:

  1. Blood Artist
  2. Goblin Instigator
  3. Krenko, Mob Boss
  4. Siege-Gang Commander
  5. Ogre Battledriver
  6. Doomed Traveler
  7. Sengir Autocrat
  8. Myr Battlesphere
  9. Hanweir Garrison
  10. Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder

Token Generators:

  1. Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin
  2. Hordeling Outburst
  3. Dragon Fodder
  4. Krenko, Mob Boss
  5. Goblin Rabblemaster
  6. Raise the Alarm
  7. Mogg War Marshal
  8. Goblin Instigator

Sacrifice Outlets:

  1. Ashnod's Altar
  2. Phyrexian Altar
  3. Goblin Bombardment
  4. Viscera Seer
  5. Yahenni, Undying Partisan
  6. Carrion Feeder

Card Draw:

  1. Skullclamp
  2. Dark Prophecy
  3. Midnight Reaper

Removal:

  1. Shriekmaw
  2. Terminate
  3. Chaos Warp
  4. Bedevil

Utility:

  1. Smothering Abomination
  2. Anointed Procession (doubles token generation)
  3. Impact Tremors
  4. Purphoros, God of the Forge

Ramp:

  1. Sol Ring
  2. Rakdos Signet
  3. Talisman of Indulgence

Land Base:

  1. Command Tower
  2. Blood Crypt
  3. Dragonskull Summit
  4. Rakdos Guildgate
  5. Sulfurous Springs
  6. Smoldering Marsh
  7. Bloodstained Mire
  8. Polluted Delta
  9. Terramorphic Expanse
  10. Evolving Wilds

Remember to adjust the decklist based on your preferences, available cards, and playgroup dynamics. Have fun building and playing your Lyzolda deck!"

Some notes:

  1. This is not a legal commander deck. It has too few cards, and some cards do not fit Lyzolda's color identify.

  2. The synergies a mixed bag. Some cards fit perfectly into the theme, like Endrek and Krenko, or Ashnod's and Phyrexian altars. Other's don't work as well, since Myr Battlesphere creates colorless tokens that don't jive with Lysolda's ability.

  3. I want to play a match with ChatGPT generated decks to see how silly it gets.

Anyone else try this? Have your results been better (or worse)?

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