USSMojave

I love how his last name is pronounced "to share a" and he did, in abundance

Did any other US residents just get a text from cdc's v-safe program? 👀

Don't forget the trans and gays! 🙃

I think it's easy to understand Mastodon, or any federated service, using a metaphor for a country or large place, where you can say "I want to move to X country" but then you have to actually pick a place IN that country to live, like a specific city or rural district. Once you decide on your instance, it's really not that hard

Congrats, you've been played into infighting with the only legitimate opposition to Republicans, very cool 👌

If that's not illegal already it should be

The problem is that they have been brainwashed by 30 years of right-wing media to convince them to never believe anything Democrats say ever. We could tell them literally everything they want to hear and they would say we're lying, or nod along and then go vote for the Republican anyway

And make it in black or gray so it's impossible to find in an emergency👌

Friendly reminder that everyone should have one of these seatbelt-cutter-window-hammer things in their glovebox

Bulettes, obviously

We're either laughing or we're crying 🙃

Stuff like this makes me want to leave this country, and it'll only get worse. We're in for a real diarrhea shitstorm here people