Wow, my real life is just like the simulations.

Someone's cousin spun up a corporation to soak up super PAC money and did the absolute bare minimum because the cousin has no idea how to computer.

Another one

Did yall forget that we get to have World War 3 over the arctic land because of global warming?

Always hasn't been

The extra states are just drunks tieing their pontoons together in the great lakes and throwing a rager.

Stay in the basement and drink alone.

I remember my first up vote

Me too, thanks.

Probly just the superdelegates choosing in secret, like they threaten too if they don’t like the public vote.

Feeling free yet?

I guess the USA just can't handle it. We must be pretty weak.