[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

You can put down a book or turn off a movie, but you can't escape the news. It's on every TV, gas station kiosk, and Windows search bar in the country.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Most people who vote with their wallets have long since stopped playing.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This also applies to Warhammer dwarfs. Truly the dwarfiest of dwarfs.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

"Forced to deny he is not" == "Forced to admit he is"

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago

This isn't a LinkedIn lunatic. This is about as sane as one can behave on LinkedIn without deleting it.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Hello, Dolores

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 100 points 1 month ago

And you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her. We don't know why. She has lost the will to live."

— ChatGPT Medical Droid

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Seriously, I went to Kohl's yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.

I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn't have legs anyway.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Turkey? Dude, his name's Laserbeak.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago

You and your lizard are awesome. He looks like a little alien—I'm glad E.T. found home.

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