You had me at butt...

Your mother cooks socks in hell?

It is. But I'm not originally from Denmark and people can be quite excluding and that's why I'm afraid to feel lonely in a new neighborhood

You might be on to something...

Thanks but that's not really an issue no matter where I buy a house. I live in Denmark

The trick is to stop going somewhere and go elsewhere

Apparently my ass holds grudges

That full stop is giving me anxiety

I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants...

Thank you for believing in me

Christmas At Ground zero is the best Christmas song ever!