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[–] guriinii@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I know right?

This shit (literally) will give you hemorrhoids

[–] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It should be maximum 10. I do it in like 3-4 mins.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just can't. I think I need to switch my diet up or something. Even when I was doing pure veggie shakes it's been a chore.

[–] maldivirdragonwitch@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Eating salad with seeds (especially lax seeds) with every big meal has helped me tremendously. So has eating soup every second/third day. ... Although, so has cutting coffee and cigarettes and switching to tea. 😁

It's a process. Try different stuff, see how your gut reacts, maybe you don't have to change as much as you think.

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why not save time and stomp it in the shower?

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Wafflestomping. Greatest neologism I’ve ever heard.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

This is da way

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is why I like my bidet.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

[–] XbSuper@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

That one thing should probably be "see a doctor".

[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

1.poop 2.bidet

[–] moog@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Metamucil time