Every now and then I look into train tickets to the state my parents live, and every time it's cheaper and faster to take a plane

I added cabbage to my shopping list just for this post

Is there a punchline I'm missing?

Imagine not having the entirety of Ukraine memorized by this point

Thanks for the term. I came to that conclusion on my own, but now I can actually look into it

Don't forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

He's a big guy

I think the OP's version should be card RATatouille

And if they don't switch, it may straight-up become religious

Everyone's acting like Pike isn't in the chair for about a week before Spock sends him to the planet of infinite pleasure and perfect health

Thank you for making me feel better

CPR and how to operate a Javelin, I played that game a lot as a kid