anonymouse2

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fuckery in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

Four Passengers Die in Burning Tesla After Electronic Doors Seemingly Won't Open in c/fuckcars@lemmy.ca
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The article says that some Model Ys don't have a manual release on the rear doors. Can't imagine how that passes any country's safety standards.

Spoiler functionality not working? in c/boostforlemmy@lemmy.world
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How Good at Math Does a Programmer Need to Be? (sh.itjust.works)
 

I'm working my way to a CS degree and am currently slogging my way through an 8-week Trig course. I barely passed College Algebra and have another Algebra and two Calculus classes ahead of me.

How much of this will I need in a programming job? And, more importantly, if I suck at Math, should I just find another career path?

Why did North Carolina vote red in the presidential election but blue for governor? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The real question is how he still got 40% of the vote.

I truly believe the only reason he didn't get elected is that he did all that weird shit while being a Black man.

My heart will go on but his won't. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 74 points 3 weeks ago (23 children)

Technically, he froze to death.

Which fictional character comes to your mind first when someone says strong, independent woman? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

First: Diana Prince

Best: Leslie Knope

‘I was just trying to be kind’: This Kentucky homeowner let his friends stay in his garage for months — then they claimed ‘squatters rights’ and got a court order to force him out of his home in c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Per the article, takes 15 years of adverse possession to claim squatter's rights in KY. Order that got homeowner kicked out was a protective order that stemmed from a physical altercation between the "squatter" and one of the homeowner's roommates.

I don't want to call Twitter X out of spite, but calling the travesty that is X Twitter is an insult to the people that made Twitter what it was. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Twitter was a turd. X is a turd marinaded in diarrhea sauce.

Smart TVs take snapshots of what you watch multiple times per second in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The downvotes are because your "solution" is not based in the reality that the rest of us live in.

Special counsel can present ‘substantial’ new evidence against Trump in January 6 case, judge rules in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that leave J.D. as the president? Not a better outcome. Maybe even slightly worse.

Cities these days in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At least there's an elevator. It could be a walk-up.

How did people poop before smartphones were invented? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I wiped with a CD instead.

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You ever have a nightmare so good you wish you could rewatch it? (sh.itjust.works)
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I spent ~$35 on new cables and my LAN speed increased 6x (sh.itjust.works)
 

After seeing that my wireless speeds were much faster than the speeds I was getting over Ethernet, I decided to invest in some new cables. I didn't know it before, but I saw while I was changing them out that my current cables were Cat 5e. While putting my network together, I had just been grabbing whatever cables I could find in my scrap drawers. Now I have Cat 8 cables and my speeds jumped from 7MB/s to an average of over 40MB/s. It's a much bigger improvement than I expected, especially for such a small investment.

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Destined for Mediocreness (sh.itjust.works)
 
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