Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!
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joined 1 year ago
Where are they gathering?
I would check Waffle House.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are.
Furiously parses every word of your sentence, with a special minute examination of the emoji
There will be no lube.
It’s not wasted, it’s practice!
Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!
They are revealing that they do not sleep well through the night.
The British sent us Beatles and Monty Python, let them have this.
Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.
A friend gave me an invitation a few months ago but when I tried to join they were like, “You know what? Not you.”
So now I’m too petty to join.
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Oh my god this would work