bitofhope

joined 2 years ago
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 18 points 7 months ago

And then… suddenly just as I Elon kissed me passionately. Elon climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a cybertruk. He took of my $8 and I took of his 🤔. I even took of my punk. Then he put his splurp juis into my astro-ape and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an lamborgasm. We started to pump n dump everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Peter Thiel!

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 10 points 7 months ago

Yes, I want petty tyrants spying on me every minute of my life so they can punish me for any choice that might be unprofitable to them. That's called being a libertarian!

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Easy with finnishbrain

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 1 points 7 months ago

Not with multiple slurp juices!

I'll let you figure out the value of Ape if one Ape equals multiple Apes.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 3 points 7 months ago

Now if we could just make not mining cryptocurrency more profitable than mining cryptocurrency 100% of the time, that would be really good.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why on earth an emoji anyway? $, €, £ and ¥ aren't emoji either.

And now that I look, Unicode already has ₿ (U+20BF BITCOIN SIGN). Just use that. Or better yet, don't.

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