You are a vampire. Invest in sunblock.

A time when the height of mobile audio was an 8 track mounted under your three on the tree.

DO NOT READ THIS SIGN UNDER PENALTY OF LAW

I was going to take the time to write a biting riposte just like this, but I, unlike some people, know that it's my patriotic duty to get to work for this ~~Billionaire Payday~~"economy" and work until I die. This country is built on, for, and by everyone agreeing that if you aren't working or buying, preferably both, you better get busy dying. After all, how can I ever hope to be happy unless our benevolent overlords can vacation on Mars? So, put down that damn infernal computer machine, and get out there and buy, buy, buy. We can't have profits down this quarter, or they'll ration our Brawndo! And never forget, it's all very different from slavery, because we are paid, have ~~freedom~~profits, and ~~healthcare~~...Uh, well, it is very, very, different. Anyways, 'Murica!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!

They said we'd have jetpacks and flying cars, and all we got was this dog fucking a robot. I'm calling bullshit.

While I'm mildly disappointed that the bears have started making mother and son tacos, I am glad they were able to remain calm while being eaten.

TL;DR: No. Maaaaaaybe. No.

"On reaching Jerusalem, Jesus entered the temple courts and began driving out those who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves"

Sounds like losing his shit with the capitalists to me.

More people have been eating ultra-proccessed food low in nutrition and high in calories. They've gotten fat because nutritious food is expensive. But don't worry, it's not a plan by our Fat Cat overlords to extort is all for healthcare $$$, I'm sure we're just headed for a Wall-E future for is all...(nervous laugh)...;(

ACAB

It's because the demons fly out of you when you sneeze, and you need to be blessed to prevent them from getting back in, or so they thought back in Black Plague days.