this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Okay I'll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Because doggos deserve better than us assholes do.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Robot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn't illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But I don't want to fuck a dog robot

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Bruh do you want to fuck C-3PO?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 2 years ago

Ew no.

Gimme R2-D2.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

That's a command

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

See that's on you

[–] zik@zorg.social 8 points 2 years ago

With the right attitude, any robot's a sexbot.

...and my robot vacuum's looking mighty fine right now.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago

There's no law saying you can't fuck the robodog. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] bjg13@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

They said we'd have jetpacks and flying cars, and all we got was this dog fucking a robot. I'm calling bullshit.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

What can I say? It's a dog ride dog world

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

In Night City, you can be cum

[–] elvith@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Instructions unclear, d...og stuck in robot

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First there was manpig now robodog = algore said that just trust me bro

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Uhm actually it’s manbearpig, and I don’t get why you aren’t serial about it.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

OMIGOD Manbearpig killed kenny. You bastards

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

And this is how transformers are made.

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

We have seen the future, and the future is weird.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Why did you crop out the top "Revolt against" part of the caption?

[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

when you romance curie in fallout 4

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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