5/5 Werther’s Original

You get meat with the cheese sandwich this time.

They said no one has ever seen this kind of syphiless before. Tears rolling down his face and he says, “Sir...

This is such an odd restriction for IT staff. Normally HR gives you a form to sign agreeing to working remotely sometimes and having company data on your phone because you know, servers are meant to stay on all the time? It must be nice living in a world where nothing bad happens after hours.

If that’s not an article written by AI I don’t know what is. That’s enough for me to stop my investigation.

“Car” When we are walking in our neighborhood (there are no sidewalks) I’ll say “car” and he’ll move into the grass area when a vehicle approaches.

Thanks for this

Flew out on an Airbus the entire way to Canada. Unfortunately our trip back is on a Boeing 737. Ooof

Was getting ready to take off on a flight out of Baltimore when this happened. They evacuated the tower and we were delayed. Only took about 15-20 extra minutes. That could’ve been MUCH worse.

Airbag is now a Whoopee cushion

Instant shell shock

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