Hillary, it’s been 26 years, we get it.

In college, this came down to me finally crossing the bridge to being an adult, and agreeing with myself that the alarm would go off, and I would wake up. When I went to sleep, how distracted I was at night, and why and when I was getting up were all on me, but I had to get up to the alarm. It changed my thinking knowing no magical parent was going to force me to get up. I either went to the morning class, or failed the class.

Let’s combine some of these grifts, how about each coin being minted with a number seared on a trump steak, which you must eat in order to be accepted to trump university.

It’s okay to be scared donald, she would have kept destroying you and we all know it.

Do you really believe they’d put vance on the couch?

You are adorable, Colin Robinson.

He’s still so broken up over his ex he renamed twitter.

What did they expect, he’s so old… why do they make him keep running?

Can we focus on the fact that a delta flight managed to leave the gate for once.

Stop that kid from falling into Harambe’s enclosure by any means necessary.

I’m personally excited to hear about a delta flight that made it out of the gate.

Now matter how you couch your argument, he’s an idiot.