braiseit420

joined 1 year ago
[–] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Make sure you flash your piece in the gloryhole before cracking it off of the punty.

[–] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're really tilting at windmills with that one, eh?

[–] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago

Related in name only. I loved the book and got curious about the movie.

What a boring useless mess of tropes. Brad Pitt travels the world and saves everyone. There, I just saved you 90 minutes.

[–] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

You know what "Ford" stands for, eh?

Fix It Again, Tony.

But to add something to the conversation, my vote goes to Toyota and Honda.

Anecdotally: Had a 1999 Corolla that I drove into the ground, ignored oil changes, was a stupid teen, and it ran fine until I wanted automatic windows. Currently riding in a Nissan Altima, which seems to be pretty great (as long as the transmission doesn't fail, which they can do sometimes).

Parents had a Ford Eacort that was a lemon, and a Ford Escape that was a money-pit.

[–] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Not the answer you're looking for, but related - George Gormby - When I'm Cleaning Windows.

[–] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Double your drip. Style, and profuse sweating.

Youll pry my sweaty selvedge denim from my warm indigo-stained hands.

[–] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As an aside, here's Doug Stanhope's experience with insulting Thai royalty.

Doug Stanhope's $12,000 Asian Booboo