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Sounds like an adventure!

Custer’s Revenge for the Atari 2600. I play this game exclusively.

Across the sky

Is a frunk a front trunk, or is that a typo?

He looks like an AI prompt for “douchebag billionaire”.

Last time I came into some local blueberries the grocer called the cops on me.

Those look delicious though.

ICQ may be going away but that message sound effect will continue living rent free in my brain until I’m dead.

You sure it’s not 18/Jawa/Tatooine?

Surprised I had to scroll this far down for Psycho Fox. That and Wonder Boy 3.

Shannon Martin says just shake the battery and you’ll get AC.

Sure, you might have to wheel around a super heavy cart full of batteries …but think of the CONVENIENCE of not having to charge your phone!

Same thing happened to me with a Tim Hortons bagel. Border guards with small dicks having a power trip. The best part? The question on the computer was "are you importing any xyz...". I was not importing it, I was eating it at the airport. Still had my Nexus taken.